Magic: The Gathering · Ultimate Masters
Deranged Assistant
French name: Assistant dément
Deranged Assistant (Ultimate Masters 49) has a market price of US$0.18 to US$0.23 as of Nov 9, 2026.
Price guide
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Market price
As of Nov 9, 2026 · The market price is TCGplayer’s, in US dollars. It is a guide, not an offer.
Card details
- Type
- Creature: Human Wizard
- Mana cost
- {1}{U}
- Power / toughness
- 1/1
- Artist
- Nils Hamm
Card text
T, Put the top card of your library into your graveyard: Add C.
Flavour text
"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
About this card
Deranged Assistant is card 49 in Ultimate Masters, a Magic: The Gathering set released Dec 7, 2018. Rarity: Common. Finishes: Normal, Foil. Illustrated by Nils Hamm. Reference market price on Nov 9, 2026: US$0.18 (Normal), US$0.23 (Foil). Over the last 30 days, the Normal price went up 20.0%. Source: TCGplayer market data via tcgcsv.com, updated daily. A reference price is not an offer.
