Deranged Assistant, Double Masters 2022, 45

Magic: The Gathering · Double Masters 2022

Deranged Assistant

French name: Assistant dément

45Common

Deranged Assistant (Double Masters 2022 45) has a market price of US$0.24 to US$0.32 as of Nov 9, 2026.

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Price guide

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Market price

FoilUS$0.32Low US$0.02
NormalUS$0.24Low US$0.01

As of Nov 9, 2026 · The market price is TCGplayer’s, in US dollars. It is a guide, not an offer.

Card details

Type
Creature: Human Wizard
Mana cost
{1}{U}
Power / toughness
1/1
Artist
Nils Hamm

Card text

T, Mill a card: Add C.

Flavour text

"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."

About this card

Deranged Assistant is card 45 in Double Masters 2022, a Magic: The Gathering set released Jul 8, 2022. Rarity: Common. Finishes: Foil, Normal. Illustrated by Nils Hamm. Reference market price on Nov 9, 2026: US$0.32 (Foil), US$0.24 (Normal). The Foil price did not change over the last 30 days. Source: TCGplayer market data via tcgcsv.com, updated daily. A reference price is not an offer.

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