Magic: The Gathering · Unhinged
Fat Ass
Fat Ass (Unhinged 95) has a market price of US$0.39 to US$13.42 as of Nov 8, 2026.
Price guide
The market price on TCGplayer, in US dollars: a guide, not an offer.
Market price
As of Nov 8, 2026 · The market price is TCGplayer’s, in US dollars. It is a guide, not an offer.
Card details
- Type
- Creature: Donkey Shaman
- Mana cost
- {4}{G}
- Power / toughness
- 2/3.5
- Artist
- Jeremy Jarvis
Card text
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)
Flavour text
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.
About this card
Fat Ass is card 95 in Unhinged, a Magic: The Gathering set released Nov 19, 2004. Rarity: Common. Finishes: Normal, Foil. Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis. Reference market price on Nov 8, 2026: US$0.39 (Normal), US$13.42 (Foil). Over the last 30 days, the Normal price went down 4.9%. Source: TCGplayer market data via tcgcsv.com, updated daily. A reference price is not an offer.
