Magic: The Gathering · Unhinged
Assquatch
Assquatch (Unhinged 71) has a market price of US$2.45 to US$65.00 as of Nov 9, 2026.
Price guide
The market price on TCGplayer, in US dollars: a guide, not an offer.
Market price
As of Nov 9, 2026 · The market price is TCGplayer’s, in US dollars. It is a guide, not an offer.
Card details
- Type
- Creature: Donkey
- Mana cost
- {4}{R}
- Power / toughness
- 3.5/3.5
- Artist
- Jeremy Jarvis
Card text
Each other Donkey gets +1 1/2/+1 1/2. Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Flavour text
Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?
About this card
Assquatch is card 71 in Unhinged, a Magic: The Gathering set released Nov 19, 2004. Rarity: Rare. Finishes: Normal, Foil. Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis. Reference market price on Nov 9, 2026: US$2.45 (Normal), US$65.00 (Foil). Over the last 30 days, the Normal price went up 8.9%. Source: TCGplayer market data via tcgcsv.com, updated daily. A reference price is not an offer.
